InkIsIt's Nathan Bannigann present and accounted for and I am just happy as a lamb today. Why? You know that saying, "one man's trash is another man's treasure"? Well, I just tested it and boy is it true. You wouldn't believe the stuff my neighbors and gas station throw away. In fact, some of this stuff is so great I felt guilty taking it. Let's just say I'm sitting pretty right now with basically new socks, the bread part of a sandwich, and, best of all, some discarded photo printouts (don't have to tell you how much those are worth)! Now that I've run everything through the washing machine they're as good as new (little trick I picked up from my days as a hot dog vendor). Now, I'm hesitant to recommend that you root through any unlocked dumpsters unless, of course, you own a hazmat suit, as I've become sick as a sick dog. Basically I feel like I swallowed a hungry squirrel. Too bad nobody threw out any medicine! Ow, it hurts to laugh.

Bed-bound and lovin' it,

Nathan

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posted @ 3/28/2007 10:29:00 AM 0 comments