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We're Nathan and
Max and boy do we love printing!
What we don't love is how much it costs. And that's why we started a talk show, "Ink Is It". It's a place to talk about our love of printing and share clever ways to get the most out of your printing dime. Hip-hip-hip-hooray! |
4/19/2007 10:24:00 AM
That's right, folks: despite how I appear on InkIsIt, Maxwell Bluum isn't perfect. Last time I left you, I had written a poem for my lover Miranda. Oh, Miranda... the pudding in my pie, the magic in my magician, the milk in my dairy cow. Well, when Miranda read it, boy was she flattered. I could tell because the look on her face just seemed to say, "I am experiencing the emotion of flattery." That's all well and good, but I actually printed the poem for her 3,000 times and, if you do the mathematics, that works itself out to about to $150 buckaroos. This did not make Miranda happy. She cares about my financial well-being, knows how I get around printers, and encourages me to print responsibly so I have money to buy her unreasonably lavish gifts. In the end, it's because she cares.
Until next time, Maxwell Bluum Labels: expensive, max, miranda, poem posted @ 4/19/2007 10:24:00 AM 0 comments
4/17/2007 10:45:00 AM
InkIsIt's Max here and the lead headline in my newspaper is "Miranda Beckinsworth Sweeps Maxwell Bluum Off His Feet". To show my love for my new hugging-partner extraordinaire, I wrote her this rhyming poem:
When I first met you, I knew I had fallen for you. Your body is a wonderland, And I really like wonderlands. I'm 110% positive you're the one for me. And I'm pretty sure you like me. Do you agree that it's a well-written poem? Anyways, I just printed it for her over and over again. I'll let you know what she thinks! Happy-happy printing, Maxwell Bluum Labels: expensive, max, miranda, poem posted @ 4/17/2007 10:45:00 AM 0 comments |
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