Bad news, folks. My old college buddy, Lars, popped into town last night. And you know what that means: another printing binge. Afraid so. Yes, Nathan Bannigann may seem like a cool customer when he's behind the InkIsIt news desk, but when Lars gets his frying pan-sized mits on me, this sailor becomes as defenseless as a monster in a straight jacket that the monster can't get out of no matter how hard she tries. I couldn't even tell you how much we printed. All I know is I woke up covered in ink and my pants had mapquest directions to the nearest Best Buy printed on them. It's too bad printing's not less expensive, or I wouldn't have just filled a punch bowl with tears. Guess I'm having another one of those Tuesday Bluesdays.

Upside down smiling,

Nath-O Bananaranigann

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posted @ 4/24/2007 10:43:00 AM 0 comments

Please try to keep the noise down, folks -- uncle Nathan has a hangover... a printing hangover. To be honest, I'm really not sure how it happened. Let me think... yup, okay, I remember leaving the "InkIsIt" offices, then heading home to print a couple documents. On my way home, my ol' college buddy Lars called me saying he was in town on business and wanted to use my printer to print a presentation he was giving entitled "The Pillow Industry and Today: Kill or Be Killed". Naturally, I said, "No problem, Lars -- come on over", but next thing you know we're printing copy after copy and we can't stop. At one point, I even had to go buy another expensive ink cartridge so we could keep printing. Well, it comes as no surprise that I woke up this morning feeling awful, not to mention my wallet is empty and now I have to find a side job.

Goes to show, folks -- make sure to always print responsibly.

Ugh,

Nathan

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posted @ 4/16/2007 01:15:00 PM 0 comments