Hey, folks, InkIsIt's Nathan Bannigann here. Last we spoke, my wife Jennifer had refused to marry me for the second time. I wasn't sure why, but I was able to narrow the list of potential reasons to the following possibilities:

(1) I didn't take out the garbage.
(2) I forgot to walk our dog Derrick.
(3) I backed the car into the TV room while she was watching her favorite program.
(4) I dismantled her favorite grand piano and made a tree house with the wood by accident.

Well, I finally confronted her about why she was mad and she revealed it wasn't any of those reasons. In fact, it was because I was spending too much time on printing and not enough time on her. Furthermore, all the printing was costing the family a lot of dough.

So, folks, from now on Nathan Bannigann is going to be more sensible about his printing, at least until the printing industry introduces a more practical option. A lesson learned; a marriage saved.

Until next time,

Nathan Bannigann

Labels: derrick, expensive, jennifer, marriage, nathan

posted @ 4/30/2007 03:30:00 PM 0 comments

Hey, gang, InkIsIt's Nathan Bannigann here and I've found myself in a confusing situation, even more confusing than the time I couldn't get my color printer to work. In hopes of doing something special for my wife Jennifer, I thought it would be fun to get married again. But first, I had to propose. So, on our anniversary, I took her out to a candlelit dinner at an affordable buffet, took out a ring, got down on one knee, and asked, "Mrs. Nathan Bannigann, will you marry me again?" She thought for a second, then replied: "No."
"Excuse me?"
"I'm sorry, Nathan. I'm just not ready."
And with that, my wife refused to marry me again. Now, we're already married, so basically I'm not really sure where I stand. She's not really talking to me either. Does anyone know what might be going on? Any advice is appreciated.

Befuddledly,

Nathan

Labels: jennifer, love, marriage, nathan, printer trouble, printing

posted @ 4/26/2007 10:16:00 AM 0 comments