Max Bluum from critically recognized talk-show InkIsIt on this end, and I'm just gonna cut to the chase here. Has anyone seen a tall slender, blue-eyed woman that fits the following description and goes by the name of Miranda:

Tall, slender, female, big bountiful blue eyes, hair like an angel, skin the complexion of a leading lady, toes you couldn't imagine in your wildest dreams, arms so perfect you'll think god spent half the morning building them, a nose the size of a baby carrot (but the shape of a nose), a smile that makes your heart swell with befuddled delight, and lastly a torso you can set your watch to. She has all the other body parts, but they're pretty basic.

I would've printed a picture of her and posted it around the neighborhood and country, but until the cost of printing drops I'm left with just the above description. Please, have it in your heart to drop what you're doing and start looking around. Thank you.

Carefully,

Maxwell Bluum

Labels: expensive, max, miranda

posted @ 5/03/2007 10:04:00 AM 1 comments