Helllooooo, everybody. Nathan Bannigann's my name and my game is printing. Might wanna grab some tissues before you read this one, because it is a sad one. It all started about a week ago when I was printing a picture of the family dog, Derrick, to send to my son, also Derrick, while he's away at his grandmother's (Derrick as well). Everything was going fine: I printed the picture, put it in an envelope, and sent it off. But just today, I got a call from Derrick crying his eyes out because he thought Derrick, the dog, lost his head. Turned out I had printed a bottom tease -- it printed everything but the head and poor Derrick thought his dog was dead. Boy, did I laugh. But, after a second I was able to regain my composure and explain to Derrick that his dog was still alive, and that the picture he saw was just a bottom tease. Derrick stopped crying for a second, but after a moment he started crying all over again. That's when I learned the only thing that saddens Derrick more than the thought of his dog without a head is a bottom tease. To make everyone feel better, I took the three Derricks out for ice cream.

Thoughtfully,

Your Ink Is It Host Nathan

Labels: family dog, nathan, printer trouble

posted @ 2/21/2007 09:56:00 AM 0 comments