Helloooooo, community! It's Max at the keyboard yet again. I've said it before and I'll say it today: there's nothing better than being single on Valentine's Day! Happy to convince: You see, if I were in the middle of a serious, fulfilling relationship I'd probably have to drop at least 300 bones tonight between dinner, drinks, and nightcaps. Now unfortunately, you can't put a price on love, so it's hard to figure exactly how much better off singles are today, but let's not worry about that, let's just enjoy the extra bucks in our otherwise empty pockets of bachelorhood. Well, what are you waiting for singles? Pick up that chin, wipe away those tears, and print away your sadness.

If there happens to be any other lucky singles out there who'd rather not print alone, then feel free to shoot me an email, and I'll be right over with my mobile computer and a shoulder to cry on top of.

Yessirre,

Max

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posted @ 2/14/2007 01:05:00 PM 0 comments