Hey, everyone, Maxwell Bluum here! Guess what, folks? It was a lonely Valentine's Day so I've just reentered the ol' dating scene. Unfortunately, I've stumbled out of the blocks, some might say. Last night, I took out a woman named Francis McDonald-McDouglas who I met paying a toll on the freeway. Per a suggestion in "Serious Daters Weekly", we rented a romantic comedy feature film and snuggled up with a garbage bag's worth of cheddar popcorn. To my delight, Francis was able to eat the whole bag herself! To commemorate the moment, I took a picture of Francis holding the empty bag and printed it for her. Unfortunately, my printer smudged the picture, making Francis appear like something you might see in a horror film starring a monster. Needless to say, she was not pleased and stormed out my condo, taking some cash I had lying around with her. It was one of those moments where you wish your printer functioned consistently and you had a bank account.

So, my printer has set me back once again. If there's anyone out there who shares my love of printing, loves popcorn, and is not bothered by the sight of misshaped toes, feel free to email me at max@inkist.com.

Your friend (and more?),

Maxwell

Labels: dating, max, printer trouble

posted @ 2/16/2007 11:17:00 AM 0 comments